Tonight, when you're sitting on your bed, thinking how much you want to see your friend in the cabin next door, try to remember: we patrol the grounds here. When you have an indoors, lights out time, we mean it.

Seriously, feel free to sneak out, but I'm reserving the right to embarrass anyone who does by walking you aaaaall the way back to your cabin. If I run into you twice, there'll be consequences. You know how coveted that early morning hot chocolate is.

Guys, stay in your bunks. Please. The whole chasing you down thing gets old really, really fast.