[Behold! Tim is capable of returning from a canon update without landing with a loud and resounding kerthunk on his floor. In fact, he is very comfortable sitting right here on his bed, device in hand.]

Hey. I'm back. [LIKE HE PROMISED. c: See guys, no reason to hate him forever.] What'd I miss?

[Private to Sylar]

Still mad at me?

[Private to Shego]

Got you something. Are you free, can I stop by?

[Private to Dick]

So am I eating these cookies on my own, or what?

[Private to Vince]

Please tell me you're not drunk.