ABC's

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Strange. But I can't sleep, so...why not.

A
• Are you available?: Technically.
• What is your age?: Eighteen
• What annoys you?: I have to pick one thing?


B
• Do you know anyone named Billy?: Don't think so.
• When is your birthday?: July 19th.
• Who is your best friend?: Conner. Bart. Ives. Cassie.

C
• What's your favorite candy?: Green Jolly Ranchers
• Crush?: Uh. Well. None. Now.
• When was the last time you cried?: ...That's kind of private, isn't it? Geeze. The Obeah Man made me see my parents. Blaming me.

D
• Do you daydream?: Not really.
• What's your favorite kind of dog?: Dobermans.
• What day of the week is it?: Saturday. Uh, wait - Sunday.

E
• How do you like your eggs?: However Alfred makes them when I eat.
• Have you ever been in the emergency room?: ...Kind of.
• Ever pet an elephant? Yes. Wonder how Zitka is.

F
• Do you use fly swatters?: Too much hassle. I just wave my arm around.
• Have you ever used a foghorn?: Uh. Don't think so.
• Is there a fan in your room?: Does an air conditioner count?

G
• Do you chew gum?: Not usually.
• Do you like gummy candies?: Not particularly.
• Do you like gory movies?: Sometimes, yeah. If the plot's any good.

H
• How are you?: All right.
• What's your height?: 5'8''
• What color is your hair?: Black.

I
• What's your favorite ice cream?: Chocolate.
• Have you ever ice skated?: Yes.
• Ever been in an igloo?: Does the fortress count? No.

J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean?: Uh. apple?
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke?: I guess, yeah.
• Do you wear jewelry?: No. Except when undercover.

K
• Who do you want to kill? I don't kill.
• Have you ever flown a kite?: Yes.
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?: Huh? I...guess?

L
• Are you laidback?: Sometimes.
• Lions or Tigers?: Tigers.
• Do you like black licorice?: Not particularly.

M
• Favorite movie as a kid?: No idea. I was more into watching the news...
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw?: What is that?
• Favorite store at the mall?: Apple.


N
• Do you have a nickname?: Boy Wonder, Boy Genius, Boy Blunder, Boy Hostage, etc Timbo. Timmy. Don't use those.
• Whats your favorite number?: Twelve.
• Do you prefer night or day?: Night.

O
• What's your one wish?: That I could have saved them That I did better.
• Are you an only child?: Yes, if you don't count adoption paperwork.
• Do you like the color orange?: I guess.

P
• What are you most paranoid about?: ...
• Piercings?: Nothing.
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?: No.

Q
• Are you quick to judge people?: Unfortunately. Sometimes it changes.
• Do you like Quaker Oats?: Eh.
• Know anyone that makes quilts?: Don't think so.

R
• Do you think you're always right?: No.
• Do you watch reality TV?: No.
• Reason to cry?: Loss.

S
• Do you prefer sun or rain?: Rain.
• Do you like snow?: Sometimes.
• Whats your favorite season?: Spring.

T
• What time is it?: 4:27.
• What time did you wake up?: Twelve.

U
• Can you ride a unicycle?: Yeah. Don't ask.
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow?: No.
• Uncles do you have?: Just fake uncle Eddie.

V
• What’s the worst vegetable?: Lima beans.
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales?: No.
• Ever considered being vegan?: No.

W
• What's your worst habit?: I hold grudges. I judge.
• Do you like water rides?: I guess.
• Ever been inside a windmill?: No.

X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?: Plenty.
• Ever used a Xerox machine?: Yes.

Y
• Do you like the color yellow?: Yes.
• What year were you born in?: Can't do the math on your own?
• Do you yell when you're angry?: Yes.

Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac?: Not particularly.
• What's your zodiac sign?: Cancer
• When was the last time you went to the zoo?: Don't know.