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Hellhounds. Right.

What?

Cissie, Jubilee, Martha, Elizabeth, you guys okay?

Uh, is the infirmary flooded?

[Private to Sylar]

Stay in your room till they're completely gone, okay? One clawed up my arm while I was out there.

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[She might, except for the part where that makes Tim STOP COMPLETELY so he can just stare.]

Spark - wait, what? Vampires don't sparkle. [What drugs has entertainment been taking while he wasn't looking?]

[Okay, Cissie should have taken advantage of that to get in a few pokes, but he surprised her and she had to laaaaugh some more.]

Oh, but they do. They have the skin of a killer.

[She should have. But now Tim is shocked stupid. And just staring some more.]

Did a stoner write this?

[Yeah, she's going to do that now. Tim, you've been poked.]

No. A Mormon. And the fourth book involves the human girl getting knocked up by the sparkly vampire who then has to rip the baby out of her uterus with his teeth.

[...It's possible she's enjoying this just a little more than she should.]

[He's too stunned to retaliate.]

What.

[Sorry Tim, she's totally taking advantage of that. MORE POKING!]

Really, Tim. I didn't know you were that out of the loop. The creepy sparkling stalker vampire is every preteen's dream boy.

[Squirm wiggle squirm he's only idly batting at her hand. TOO BUSY TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF RABID GIRLS.]

Cissie, you stopped making sense five minutes ago. He...bites the baby out of her. That. What?

[It's not as fun when he's not even trying to stop her, but the look on his face is hysterical, so Cissie stopped poking and just laughed.]

Hey, I didn't write them! The baby's half vampire. It broke her spine, so he gave her an impromptu C-section. With his teeth. Then turned her into a vampire. It's terribly romantic.

[Is that dripping sarcasm? Why yes, it is!]

[....What. Staring. WHAT.]

Your entire gender confuses me.

[....Wait.] Was it a female Mormon that wrote this?

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[Oh, Tim. Don't forget you're talking with one of those strange female creatures. You're getting a stern look and she's pointing at you right now.]

Hey! It isn't her gender that makes her insane. ...I don't know what did it, but still!

[For a Boy Genius, he is occasionally very dumb. He holds up his hands.]

Okay. Mormons confuse me. [And women, but still.]

[She eyes him and gets in one last good poke.]

No one understands Mormons, even the Mormons.

[OH COME ON. He squirms, swatting at her hand. And pokes her once more. Hah.]

Fair point.

[He left himself open! She's going to be very mature and stick her tongue out at him now.]

Thank you. I have them now and then.

[Oh yes, VERY mature. He's snorting at her.]

Only now and then, though.

...All right, I brought that on myself.

Yeah, you kinda did.

[She laughs and smiles at him. ...I've completely lost track of tenses now, oh well!]

I guess so. Thanks for the movie night, Tim.

[Tenses are so overrated.]

Yeah. We'll have to watch the others later.

[Hmm, does she want to mess with him? Of course she does.]

We will. It's a date!

[GIRLS. MAN. COME ON. Tim just blinks and rubs the back of his head.]

Uh - yeah. [EXCEPT TOTALLY NOT A DATE. GOD DAMN IT CISSIE.]

[She'd be sorry except that's a priceless deer-in-headlights look there, Tim. She's laughing again.]

HA. Tim, relax. I'm sorry. I was teasing. It was worth it for that look, though.

[And now he's facepalming.] Real nice, Cissie. [He handed her the movies.]

Take these with you, I think they'll drive me crazy just by being here.

[She's still laughing, but she took the movies from him.]

You missed the teasing, admit it. [She certainly has. She got up and Tim, try not to freak out too much, but she's going to hug you now. It's how she rolls.]

[But. These things make him flail inside. Sort of. He pats her back and tries for something less like a bro hug, but it's a little awkward.]

Only a little.

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