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So we should have, what, a week or so of quiet now? This cyclic thing is getting really old. Really, really fast.

[Private to Shego]

[So because I flailed at tags this didn't go up earlier so assume it's backdated a day or so. :|] Not still possessed, right?

[Private to Vince]

So. Hungover?

[Private to the Seventh Doctor]

So did the TARDIS come through all right? [i.e., you're still okay, right? :c]

[Private to Sherlock Holmes]

[This is his derpy attempt to fix things.] I think...we got off on the wrong foot. Did you come through all right?

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Are you seriously asking me to explain this movie?

It's basically a parody of your life, isn't it?

...You never fought Gorilla Grodd, did you?

...No. Yes? It's a parody of Dick's life. Mostly.

Didn't I hear you were dating a blonde?

[ ABSOLUTE PROOF of absolutely nothing. ]

No. My girlfriend's a brunette. [ARGH WILL NOT BE CHATTING ABOUT EXES WITH YOU WALLY.]

Hmm. Your loss.

...

Wait, you're kidding me... Are they seriously? [ AND BACK TO THE MOVIE because now they're fighting over Ivy and did Bats just pull out a Bat-Credit-Card!? ]

[And now he is throwing the pillow at the screen because AUGH WHY DID HE THINK WATCHING THIS AGAIN WAS A GOOD IDEA.] Never leave home without it.

[ Wally actually falls off of his chair and is rolling on the ground laughing now. ]

[And a second pillow is being chucked at his head.]

[ He kicks it right back. ]

How can you be traumatized about something this badly done? It doesn't even pretend to take itself seriously!

It makes me sick to think people might actually think that's what our lives are like. Now that they know we aren't movie characters. [But not really - well, not REALLY sick, at least - because he's rolling his eyes.]

When was this even made? Surely nobody really believes Hollywood.

Not until they come here and find out Sherlock Holmes is real. [He just tosses Wally the DVD case. He doesn't want to know. :|]

[ He scans it... and then looks impressed. ]

1997. I didn't realize movies were so kitschy sometimes.

[Stare. Oh Wally.] Kitschy doesn't even begin to describe this thing.

I'll be honest, I was expecting early 80s.

It'd be more believable.

It's pretty unbelievable no matter when it was made. Nobody should ever use that many puns.

...

When does Batgirl get her costume? [ He may be secretly hoping it also has nipple details. ]