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Tim Drake ([personal profile] peektuttut) wrote2011-05-05 11:15 pm

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[So after this beautiful moment in their relationship, Tim decided that what he really needed was to research why people occasionally feel the need to drown their sorrows. Tim is a very good researcher

He is also very drunk.

Dick seriously you should not have left him to his own devices.]


Am I, I mean am I weird for thinking that, you know, that when you sleep with someone it means you really love them? I don't know, maybe it's really old fashioned, or, I don't know just old, but that's how I feel about it, and I guess I don't know why anyone would want to be close like that with someone if you didn't.

And you know what? It's like, it's like - [YOU CAN SO SEE THE LIGHTBULB TURNING ON OVER HIS HEAD] it's like making love is a doorway. But it's a one-way trip, because you step through and you can't go back, and it's not a step you take if you don't love someone. Right? Isn't it?

I mean am I totally and completely out of date here? I just think that--

[It's at this point that there is some serious pounding on his door, and Tim looks up.]

Tim, open the door! [Yep, that's definitely Dick yelling. And then pausing.] You come up with the worst metaphors!

[Barge, this is Tim's stubborn face. He's kind of forgotten that the device is still on.] No! I said I was fine, go back to your, you know, your place!

Tim, seriously, open the door right now before you embarrass yourself. [A beat.] I mean, more than you already managed to. [And after realizing that this is still broadcasting:] Put the comm down!

[Instead of following sensible advice, however, Tim is picking up his device and trying to drag a chair over to barricade the door. Movement seems quite wobbly.] I just want to say what I'm thinking, and I'm thinking that sex is a very loving doorway! There's nothing wrong with my metaphors.


((OOC: This would be Tim recycling a speech from when he was fifteen. Please mock him mercilessly. Obviously, blue speech is Dick's!))
batmanschmatman: (What the fuck.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-06 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[gdi, he leaves you alone for two minutes and you make a total idiot of yourself.]

Tim, put down the communicator and open the door, right now or I'm coming in and taking it from you.

[...

Thanks, Tim. You metaphors have made this SUPER AWKWARD.]
batmanschmatman: (You've *got* to be kidding me.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-06 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, a one way thing of me kicking your ass and taking the journal away from you!

[And he is opening the door. And linefacing. Like woah.] Tim, turn off the communicator.
batmanschmatman: (You're kidding.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-06 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[... Your excuses suck as badly as your metaphors.]

Tim, I can see you.

[He's closing the door behind him though in an attempt at trying to keep this less public then it already is. :|]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Shego is one lucky lady.
batmanschmatman: (Bruce is cray cray.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-06 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
You just said it was a one way thing.

[And he is slowly taking a few steps forward. Put down the comm, Tim. :|]

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, the way her green skin shines in the moonlight is just awesome.
batmanschmatman: (Officer Grayson.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-06 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Dick just laughs. It's not exactly an amused laugh. :C] Oh, no. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. You said you were going to sleep.
batmanschmatman: (Pardon?)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-06 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[You can't be a lion tamer unless you have a hat. >|] Because you're clearly not being responsible. Timmy, come on, put the chair down

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
You should tell her not me. I already know.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
You shouldn't have told me then.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Like what?
batmanschmatman: (Okay)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-05-06 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
From what? I'm not gonna hurt you.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
But I do know. Because you told me.
cisskabob: (My eyes!)

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[personal profile] cisskabob 2011-05-06 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
...Tim, what are you doing?

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