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[peektuttut]

[So after this beautiful moment in their relationship, Tim decided that what he really needed was to research why people occasionally feel the need to drown their sorrows. Tim is a very good researcher

He is also very drunk.

Dick seriously you should not have left him to his own devices.]

Am I, I mean am I weird for thinking that, you know, that when you sleep with someone it means you really love them? I don't know, maybe it's really old fashioned, or, I don't know just old, but that's how I feel about it, and I guess I don't know why anyone would want to be close like that with someone if you didn't.

And you know what? It's like, it's like - [YOU CAN SO SEE THE LIGHTBULB TURNING ON OVER HIS HEAD] it's like making love is a doorway. But it's a one-way trip, because you step through and you can't go back, and it's not a step you take if you don't love someone. Right? Isn't it?

I mean am I totally and completely out of date here? I just think that--

[It's at this point that there is some serious pounding on his door, and Tim looks up.]

Tim, open the door! [Yep, that's definitely Dick yelling. And then pausing.] You come up with the worst metaphors!

[Barge, this is Tim's stubborn face. He's kind of forgotten that the device is still on.] No! I said I was fine, go back to your, you know, your place!

Tim, seriously, open the door right now before you embarrass yourself. [A beat.] I mean, more than you already managed to. [And after realizing that this is still broadcasting:] Put the comm down!

[Instead of following sensible advice, however, Tim is picking up his device and trying to drag a chair over to barricade the door. Movement seems quite wobbly.] I just want to say what I'm thinking, and I'm thinking that sex is a very loving doorway! There's nothing wrong with my metaphors.


((OOC: This would be Tim recycling a speech from when he was fifteen. Please mock him mercilessly. Obviously, blue speech is Dick's!))

Comments

lol spam :|

[batmanschmatman]

[gdi, he leaves you alone for two minutes and you make a total idiot of yourself.]

Tim, put down the communicator and open the door, right now or I'm coming in and taking it from you.

[...

Thanks, Tim. You metaphors have made this SUPER AWKWARD.]

SPAM FOR GREAT JUSTICE

[peektuttut]

Dick you can't come through the door, weren't you listening? It's a one way thing! [He is just sober enough to mock him with that, too. :|]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Shego is one lucky lady.

[peektuttut]

She's really pretty.

[Private]

[cisskabob]

...Tim, what are you doing?

[Private]

[peektuttut]

[FIGHTING CAVITIES] Talking?

[private]

[goodgrasshopper]

[Molly is biting back a whoooooooooole lot of laughter right now.]

Um. Tim? As beautiful and touching as this is, you... might want to think about making this private when you sober up.

[private]

[peektuttut]

[You're a good person, Molly. :c] But I was asking questions!

l-lol can't help myself

[feverprophecy.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. Are you serious.

AND WHY SHOULD YOU

[peektuttut]

Yes! No.

...Am I old-fashioned?

What was that comma even?

[championoftime]

[Oh heavens one of them's drunk and one of them has a vagina and what's he even supposed to do with the lot of you!] Tim! Do listen to your brother. I concur! Put it down.

NEVR SAW IT C:

[peektuttut]

But he's a jerk and he's breaking and entering and I told him not to.

private;

[everylittlegirl]

[Hayley's feeling generous, so she skips the mocking.]

I don't think it's old-fashioned? But there's a lot of reasons people might do stuff like that without feeling anything.

private;

[peektuttut]

[Why is everyone being so awesome tonight.] Like what?

Private~

[grayatonement]

[.......awkward.....]

You care more than she does. [It's a guess, based on his experiences with Cissie.]

Private~

[peektuttut]

[What is this awkward you speak of.] But she's, she's really great, and I think she does because she said it, but it was a flood, like evrything's always started in a flood for us, always!

THIS COMMENT IS NOT HERE

[cisskabob]

[But Cissie LINEFACES, Sylar. :| Or she would if she could see this. IT IS AS SHE SUSPECTED.]

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

[Eddie was kind enough to only laugh at Tim in private.]

Are you going to do the 'everyone gets a turn' metaphor next?

[peektuttut]

...But that's a dumb metaphor.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Oh my God.

[BRB contemplating suicide.]

[peektuttut]

Shego! Shego.

You're really pretty.

[darknessb4me]

[Oh my god kids. That is what this expression is.

There was even another "put the journal down" comment here, but he decided it would be less embarrassing to pretend he never saw this.]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

[Arthas, you are a stand-up guy.]

[peektuttut]

[Seconded. :C]

[fivestepsahead.livejournal.com]

Tim.

[ OF ALL OF HIS KIDS. WHY YOU. ]

[peektuttut]

[BECAUSE BEING ON THE BARGE FOR A YEAR CHANGES THINGS.]

Why are you saying my name like that? Tim. Can't you just say Tim? Tiiiim?