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[A door swings open. Something on a spring releases! A distinct Ow is heard.]

Sonofa--

[That door is slamming shut, and Tim is turning on the video. He's tilting his head forward and squeezing a bloody nose.]

...I think my nose is broken.

((OOC: Tim's Karma is for beating up the Joker while in zero. Every time he opens a door, a spring loaded boxing glove punches him in the face. Or the arm. It's definitely trying to break his arm.))

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[ If you look close enough, you can see that her eyes are sort of glazed over, despite her... obvious fury. ]

You!

[Oh dear God he is so confused.]

Right. Me. Alive me. [It is hard to see her eyes at his angle. :c]

You don't even have the freaking decency to hide. You know what? Don't bother telling me where you are. I'll find you.

[ Well here's a better view, because she has to get closer to the camera to look extra threatening. ]

...I'm in my room? Steph, what's going on? It's me.

[ Without anything else to work with, her mind goes into auto pilot and her face falls to neutral. A drugged sort of neutral. Her eyes aren't even focused on the screen anymore.

There's a familiar silence. ]

[Okay what the hell D:]

...Hahahah, you'll never find me, hah?

[ She totally doesn't turn on like a robot. ]

I'll enjoy hunting you down.

[It's scary. :|]

Uh, you'll never catch me, you silly kid, and I'd do it again. [He's just. combining lines. From everyone he's ever caught. And possibly Scooby-Doo.]

[ Uh oh. I think those might be tears. ]

You have no clue what you've gotten yourself into.

[...Fuck. D:]

Stephanie I need you to listen to me.

We've done more than enough talking.

Please?

Last words, and then I don't care what they say. You're staying in Zero until they tie me down and make me let you go.

Edited 2011-05-27 02:38 (UTC)

Uh, okay. I'll willingly got to zero if you...meet my demands.

What demands?

Uh. I want to see you. No weapons, just to talk?

Fine by me.

[ You bet your ass she's bringing weapons. ]

Uh. Maybe somewhere neutral?

On deck, right now?

Yeah, okay.

...Seriously, though. No weapons.

Get your worthless butt moving.

[ She won't be there. ]

[Gdi Steph Tim does not like this game. He is so warily going to the deck. :c]

Where the hell are you? You son of a--

You can just forget about running.

What -- I'm on the deck. Like we agreed. We just had this talk, Ste-- uh, Brown.

I waited an hour. I'm coming to get you now. No talking.

What the hell--

[Okay screw it Tim is going to try and find her without, uh. Letting her see him.]

[ Good luck with that. :| ]

[Dick, who is mercifully not affected by this flood because apparently I can be a nice person occasionally, has gone on a hunt for ANSWERS thanks to Steph's post because srsly what the fuck and is now like. Hammering on your door like a crazy person.]

Tim!

[..........He is not opening that door again, sorry Dick. He is just going to step up, unlock it, and step waaaaay back.] Come in?

[Way to learn from your mistakes, bro. He is opening the door and was definitely asleep - because srsly what self respecting Bat eats breakfast - and so missed the flood announcement, thus waking up to... Tim is dead for realz.

It has been a strange and kind of horrible morning thus far.]

What the hell is going on? Why is Steph telling everyone she saw you get killed?

... And what happened to your nose?

[The kind who are getting used to not sleeping, duh.] It's a flood. I don't really know what the point is, but I tried to tell Steph I'm fine and it was like she didn't even hear me.

...And I opened the door and got punched. By a boxing glove. Out of nowhere.

[He nods and is going to retrieve some tissues for you, handing two or three over to help mop up the blood and stop the bleeding.] You okay?

[Oh tissues thank you. He's just. Wadding those against his nose.] Besides the random beating, yeah. Guess you're not affected. [Lucky bastard. :|]

[Shrug. The OH GOD PANIC after seeing Steph's post has basically worn off, but the aftershocks are still kind of there, so he's not exactly 100% normal yay everything is awesome Dick.] I don't think so. Any idea what this actually is besides the Barge just really trying to make everyone miserable?

You know, half the time I never find out what they're all about. It's ridiculously frustrating.

But at least you aren't dead?

Way to put it in perspective. Thank you.

Well there's been a question about that today, so you know.

Yes, on the bright side, I'm alive, and Steph doesn't seem to understand that. So. Great.

Maybe the Barge has finally cracked her?

No way.

Then it's a flood.

Obviously. It's just a crazy one.

As opposed to all of the sane ones we have?

I'm getting punched in the face by random boxing gloves. On springs.

This one's kind of weird.

I'm waking up in other people's beds.

Touche.

What...just happened?

[Insert broken nose dialect here.] Looked like a boxing glove on a spring.

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