peektuttut: (Eugen - Alvin Draper)
Tim Drake ([personal profile] peektuttut) wrote2009-03-12 11:13 pm

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Ives, I'm going to kill you.

Joker
[x] You have a dark sense of humor.
[x] People often tell you you're 'crazy', 'weird', 'a freak' and other words to that effect.
[ ] You like wearing bright colors even if they clash.
[ ] You don't tend to make a lot of sense.
[ ] You are self-obsessed.
[ ] You will do anything for a laugh.
[ ] You're smiling a lot of the time.
[x] You are intelligent.
[ ] You like to be the center of attention.
[x] You enjoy the work of the Marx Brothers.
Total: 4. What the fuck.

Two-Face
[ ] You are a Gemini.
[x] You seem to have two sides to you that different people see.
[x] You have taken revenge on a bully.
[x] You have/had a burn or scar or something similar visible for over two months.
[ ] You believe in chance and fate.
[x] You tend to be paranoid.
[ ] You consider yourself unattractive.
[x] You feel no one can truly like/love you for who you are.
[ ] You have trouble making decisions by yourself.
[x] Blackmail is a completely acceptable method to use in getting what you want.
Total: 5. Urgh.

Penguin
[x?] You love birds.
[x] You consider yourself a complete gentleman/lady.
[ ] You have/had an overprotective mother.
[ ] You always keep an umbrella in your bag just in case.
[x] You are always dressed smartly.
[x] You were/are bullied in your youth.
[ ] You consider yourself obese.
[x] You have a lot of connections.
[ ] You want to work with animals in some way.
[ ] You want to run your own nightclub.
Total: 5. Shoot me.

Scarecrow
[x] You like to scare people.
[ ] You have a reclusive nature.
[x] Your life is ruled by research/work.
[ ] You are scared of birds.
[ ] You are tall and skinny.
[x] You take/have taken psychology at school/university/college.
[ ] You feel your parents were loveless towards you.
[ ] You were born out of wedlock.
[ ] You used to pick on animals as a child by hurting them or scaring them.
[ ] You have/had religious fanatics in your family.
Total: 3. This blows.

Riddler
[x] You love puzzles and riddles.
[ ] You have red/ginger hair.
[ ] You have OCD.
[ ] You are quirky.
[ ] You consider yourself a 'smooth talker'.
[x] You are an intellectual.
[x] You get high marks on your texts/exams.
[ ] Most of your body is covered in tattoos.
[ ] You seldom win in physical fights.
[x] You complete computer games with ease.
Total: 4. I don't want to hear a word, Eddie.

Mr Freeze
[x] You prefer cold weather.
[ ] You want to be cryogenically frozen.
[ ] You have lost a loved one to a terminal illness.
[x] You go/have gone to boarding school.
[x] You are a loner.
[ ] You go all out to hurt someone who hurt you.
[x] You would do anything for the one you love.
[ ] Winter is your favourite season.
[ ] You have poor blood circulation.
Total: 4. I really don't like this.

Ra's Al Ghul
[x] You are manipulative.
[ ] You would love to get rid of everything and start the world again from scratch.
[ ] You want perfect environmental balance.
[ ] Science is/was your favourite subject.
[ ] You consider yourself a spiritual person.
[x] You consider your age to not be an issue.
[x] You want a son.
[ ] You keep yourself fit.
[ ] You want to live forever.
[ ] You see the world as decadent and corrupt.
Total: 3. Thank God that was it.

Bane
[x] You consider yourself as physically strong.
[ ] You go the gym a lot.
[ ] You have an addictive personality.
[ ] You have been to prison.
[ ] When you were younger, you had a teddybear that you took everywhere.
[ ] You had a classical education.
[x] You have/had nightmares involving bats.
[x] You are violent.
[x] You do not explain your actions.
[ ] You have a Mexican heritage.
Total: 4. And I don't think he's Mexican...

Clayface
[ ] You like B-Movies.
[ ] You want to be an actor/actress.
[x] You are a good liar.
[ ] You make sculptures. O
[x] You enjoy the work of Boris Karloff.
[ ] You have had plastic surgery.
[x] You have been in a car accident.
[ ] You hate remakes.
[ ] You can't swim.
[ ] You reference films all the time.
Total: 3. Yech.

Killer Croc
[ ] You were born with a medical condition that affects your body on the outside.
[ ] You were/are raised by a member of your family that wasn't/isn't your parents.
[ ] You enjoy your own company.
[x] You have quick reflexes.
[x] You enjoy wrestling.
[x] You are a good swimmer.
[x] You can run very fast.
[x] You grew up without your mother.
[x] You enjoy circus sideshows.
[x] You are muscular.
Total: 7 .......

Black Mask
[x] You come from a well-off/wealthy family.
[ ] You had an accident/serious injury as a child.
[ ] You hate hypocrisy above all things.
[x] Someone has broken up with you in public.
[ ] You are accident-prone.
[ ] You consider yourself as unlucky.
[x] You are determined.
[ ] You enjoy films like Turistas, Wolf Creek, SAW and Hostel.
[ ] You like to intimidate people.
[ ] You want to be the top dog.
Total: 3. Ew.

Ventriloquist/Scarface
[ ] You are meek and mild.
[ ] You want to be a ventriloquist/have a dummy.
[ ] Your favourite film is Scarface.
[ ] You like gangster-related media and/or clothing.
[ ] If you could live in any time, it would have the 1920's
[ ] You tend to verbally abuse people.
[ ] You have a speech impediment.
[ ] You let other people take the blame rather than yourself.
[ ] You call your nearest and dearest 'Sugar.'
[ ] You have an Italian heritage.
Total: 0. Finally.

Mad Hatter
[ ] You are shy.
[x] You have/had feelings for someone who didn't feel the same.
[ ] Alice In Wonderland is your favourite book/Disney film.
[ ] You love tea.
[ ] You have a lot of hats.
[x] You have been called delusional.
[ ] You are immature.
[ ] You identify more with children than adults.
[ ] You sometimes have trouble separating reality from dreams or your imagination.
[ ] You like to rhyme.
Total: 2.

Man-Bat
[ ] You love bats.
[ ] You are deaf or have hearing problems.
[ ] You want to be a scientist.
[ ] You tend to think illogically.
[x] You feel comfortable in the dark.
[x] You are instinctive.
[ ] You love fruit.
[ ] You wish you could fly.
[ ] You have a strong family life.
[ ] You are married.
Total: 2

No, seriously Ives. I hate you. And I swear, if you pass this on to Zo, I'm killing you.

Re: [Locked. Are you saying Croc's in the closet with you?]

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. I really do. It's almost a shame, this being so effortless.

Almost.

[Locked. You're just that fabulous.]

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Oh really. You want that? Then come and train me. Give me the two-step, like Batman did Harvey.

[Locked. Nope. I mean fabULous.]

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Mere conjecture. You don't know that for sure.

You're just afraid of being a crap teacher.

[Locked. FIERCE like a kitteh.]

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Delightful.