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Tim Drake ([personal profile] peektuttut) wrote2009-03-29 02:33 am

[RL, Eddie & Tim] Open Doors To Madness

Tim watched the scenery roll by from the back of Happy Hogan's car, something she really never thought she'd be doing. Then again, she was pretty sure she would never be a she, and that Happy's employer would never kiss her. Go fucking figure, right?

As they sped away from Tony's place, Tim rubbed her head, and turned up the air conditioning. Good thing she'd let Happy drive, because walking all the way would have fucking sucked. Still, she wasn't letting him take her all the way there. Getting out five minutes from where Nygma was supposed to meet her, she managed to thank Happy and, after he left, headed in a mostly straight line to the park they'd picked. Once there, she found a tree to get out of the sun, and leaned against it's trunk. Okay, so. Whatever, right? She wasn't going to tell anyone, Tony wasn't going to tell anyway. It was just an accident. Yep. And Tim pretty much believed it, too.

Getting drunk? Best damn idea she'd had all week.

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-03-29 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
"New rule," Edward muttered to himself as he trekked through the serene park, taking care to step on any daisy that was foolish enough to cross his path. "If Tim ever incurs the wrath of a god again I will just shoot him." Seemed fair enough, didn't it? If it wasn't for the fact that the detective required some back-up (and the favor of a goddess was a decent ace to have up his sleeve) he'd consider leaving Tim a little curvier than usual.

But he was, first and foremost, a thinker. And then he was an opportunist. Dangerous combination.

This was the perfect utility to have in his belt, so to speak. And although Rufus was kind enough to grant him passage--Edward cringed at the implications; he didn't like them at all, the favor was too suspicious, but he needed it--the hopping of worlds in itself was somewhat nauseating.

As the man strolled past a few tanning oaks, he took a deep sigh. At least the sun warmed his back nicely. The sky was a crisp blue littered with puzzle pieces of clouds. Charming, really. Quite like that nymph of a girl leaning against her tree--

Fuck. Edward did a double take.

"Tim?"

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-03-29 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
Edward wrinkled his nose. Something was off-kilter. "Are you drunk?" He circled her, maintaining a careful distance. Something he learned long ago, especially when it came to hero types.

"How? The only person you know here is Tony--" Oh. Oh dear God. "That is disgusting." Judgmental olive green eyes smoldered over her face. "I guess it's true what they say about female Robins."

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-03-29 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
"I wasn't talking about drinking," the sneer upon Edward's face deepened. By God, he better not get any Tony-approved herpes. That look on her face. Edward pinched the bridge of his nose. "Something happened," he accused.

Edward glared at the device. "Really?" Of course. "Fine, fine, Tim. Remember our deal." He placed a hand against the bark of the tree, leaning into it. Looking down at Tim. It was a pleasing form, he had to admit. His own slender body tilted at an angle, his sharp eyes examining the girl's careful, drunken movements. Liquor, most likely. A small smirk wandered across his angular face, dancing with flickers of amusement. "Shall we?"

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-03-29 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
"My dear." Oh and he savored that word. "Why would I hold this over your head?" Edward's smirk grew a tinge flirtatious. It wasn't hard to slip into that role, not now. Edward wasn't as repressed with his sexuality as Tim, but he knew where to draw the line between hero and villain.

Or rather, he knew where to ignore it.

He slowly stretched out an elegant hand, touching under Tim's chin with two fingers. And lifted the girl's face upwards.

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-03-29 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
His head jerked down, neck trussed by that betrayal of a purple tie, as Tim's lips met his own frequently smirking pair. Well, he wasn't smirking anymore. Not now. Edward's fingers spread apart and he held his hands in midair for a moment, deciding. Then he placed them on the girl's shoulders and pulled her into him, sealing the embraced with force. Anticipation had commanded his blood to seize this; his psyche was satiated with the sheer power it promised him. Another chess piece well placed.

This was an intellectual battle. Tim was his knight. Or queen, maybe.

Tongue peeked out to taste lips, and he savored the soft texture.

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-03-29 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, now it was Eddie's turn for surprise. Just was he was ready to withdraw and gloat over his new spoils, she delved in. He choked back a murmur of shock as he found his eloquent mouth invaded by something that felt suspiciously like a tongue. White knuckled gripped her shoulders; what else was he to do? Edward hadn't planned on this, precisely. He--He hadn't-- Wide green eyes drooped to a half-lidded state. Surprised subsided, allowing other stimuli to seep through.

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-03-29 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Edward preferred gin, really, but the confirmation of Tim's liquored state was satisfying in its own right. He had called it, hadn't he? The smooth texture against the roof of his mouth made Edward's hand unclench, made his throat buzz with a moan. The vibration of vocal chords was unwilling, unwarranted--it made him vulnerable. He closed his eyes, pulling Tim closer. Seizing some fragment of power. Nothing made him vulnerable. Not without his say.

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Timantha tasted nothing like Thomas Elliot.

But that was beside the point. Edward found his hands creeping up her shoulders, gently touching her neck. The manner she pulled on his tie it-- Well, it thrilled him. Brought back memories of his more deviant times, with Query and Echo and-- A moan slipped from Eddie's lips as she clenched his gray shirt. Then she spoke in name on that voice, so predatory and beguiling. Her vocal notes dripping with sultry allure.

He balked. "Wh-what?"

Confusion ran riot in his mind. This was Tim, Tim Drake the Boy Wonder-- And yet. His nose nuzzled hers, his lips wanted. "What?"

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
And then reality hit him. Slapped him in the face. Tim Drake.

"Oh God," he tried to take a step back, and only succeeding in choking himself a little. It was only supposed to be a kiss, a small nothing of affection and this-- This had mutated into something much more.

"Of course, yes," he clasped his tie knot, trying to reclaim the hued fabric. "So... So did Eris say this would work instantly? Why are you still female?"

Oh God this was awkward.