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[peektuttut]

Hey. I figured it was time to introduce myself - I'm Tim. I'm a new warden here, I guess.

Uh, I've been reading some past entries, and - what the hell happened, here? There are at least twenty different people offering apologies some more hysterically than others. Kind of a bizarre coincidence.

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[wandthief.livejournal.com]

It was some random occurance called a 'flood'. People's personalities changed. Chaos ensued.

he's the goddamn robin!

[vamp-verona.livejournal.com]

You... 'guess'? I'm quite unfamiliar with human terms. Guess does imply uncertainty, yes? Correct me if I am wrong, but the Wardens here always know what they are.

[peektuttut]

So what, magic water washed everyone overboard, and brought them back in different?

He's already started his goddamn stalking. 8]

[peektuttut]

Going by 'warden' is just a little weird to me.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

I don't know the exact reasons or methods. I, myself, was unaffected by it. I had arrived not long before it started.

Not that I caused it, of course...

o hi there surprise sexy icon!

[vamp-verona.livejournal.com]

Yet that is your title, now.

[peektuttut]

I didn't say you did.

...Let me guess. Inmate?

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

As someone above me has stated, it was the aftermath of a flood. The term is misleading, however; it's only a flood in that it comes on suddenly and affects everyone at once.

Welcome, anyway. I'm Aziraphale. Let me know if I can help you at all.

I do love my PBs. :3

[peektuttut]

I guess.

[peektuttut]

And it just...changes people?

Interesting name. Thanks for the offer.

And cue the brain-break.

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

Hey Tim. I'm Harvey Dent. Nice to meet you and welcome to the barge.

A flood happened. Basically, floods are these awful happen every other month or so. People suddenly change-either personalities or apperances. They last a week or so and generally serve as a pain in the ass.

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

Quite. There's no real explanation for them that I'm aware of.

I'm an angel, hence the name - though I don't expect you to believe me right off the bat. Or possibly even ever, given some of the dispositions of the people aboard this ship.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

Yes. But an honest one, I assure you.

My name is Gellert.

I actually heard it break. Sounded like a bird flying into glass.

[peektuttut]

Run that by me again?

[peektuttut]

Oh, right. Of course. No reason not to believe that.

Nice to meet you.

[peektuttut]

An angel.

I'm...not really that religious.

And splat goes the brain.

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

Floods? Okay. People change. Like, for one flood, people could only tell the truth. Another one turned us all into five-year olds and a third one turned us into the people we care about the most.

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

And I promise I don't judge you for it. Rather in the job description, being nonjudgmental.

Pretty much. Oh! Is Harv's face still burninated?

[peektuttut]

No, your name. Five-year-olds?

[peektuttut]

...Right.

I've heard of New Gods, but they didn't exactly come with New Angels.

YEP. >D

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

Harvey Dent.

...are you from Gotham?

Tim will not at all be helpful >3

[peektuttut]

Yeah, I am. And you don't go by that name much.

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

I take it you don't mean New Age religions?

I can assure you that being an angel - or a demon, for that matter - is more a matter of species than a matter of philosophy. I caution you to keep that in mind, because there's certainly demons aboard capable of inhuman acts. I don't mean that as hyperbole.

Oh deeearie. :c

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

Look, just get to the point. I've always gone by Harvey Dent.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

I only say this because some people here have been treating me as if I am very untrustworthy.