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[peektuttut]

Hey. I figured it was time to introduce myself - I'm Tim. I'm a new warden here, I guess.

Uh, I've been reading some past entries, and - what the hell happened, here? There are at least twenty different people offering apologies some more hysterically than others. Kind of a bizarre coincidence.

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[wandthief.livejournal.com]

It was some random occurance called a 'flood'. People's personalities changed. Chaos ensued.

[peektuttut]

So what, magic water washed everyone overboard, and brought them back in different?

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

I don't know the exact reasons or methods. I, myself, was unaffected by it. I had arrived not long before it started.

Not that I caused it, of course...

he's the goddamn robin!

[vamp-verona.livejournal.com]

You... 'guess'? I'm quite unfamiliar with human terms. Guess does imply uncertainty, yes? Correct me if I am wrong, but the Wardens here always know what they are.

He's already started his goddamn stalking. 8]

[peektuttut]

Going by 'warden' is just a little weird to me.

o hi there surprise sexy icon!

[vamp-verona.livejournal.com]

Yet that is your title, now.

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

As someone above me has stated, it was the aftermath of a flood. The term is misleading, however; it's only a flood in that it comes on suddenly and affects everyone at once.

Welcome, anyway. I'm Aziraphale. Let me know if I can help you at all.

[peektuttut]

And it just...changes people?

Interesting name. Thanks for the offer.

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

Quite. There's no real explanation for them that I'm aware of.

I'm an angel, hence the name - though I don't expect you to believe me right off the bat. Or possibly even ever, given some of the dispositions of the people aboard this ship.

And cue the brain-break.

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

Hey Tim. I'm Harvey Dent. Nice to meet you and welcome to the barge.

A flood happened. Basically, floods are these awful happen every other month or so. People suddenly change-either personalities or apperances. They last a week or so and generally serve as a pain in the ass.

I actually heard it break. Sounded like a bird flying into glass.

[peektuttut]

Run that by me again?

And splat goes the brain.

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

Floods? Okay. People change. Like, for one flood, people could only tell the truth. Another one turned us all into five-year olds and a third one turned us into the people we care about the most.

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

Hi, Tim.

It looks like everything's been answered about the flood, but if you need anything? My name's Wichita. I'm a warden.

See you around.

[peektuttut]

Seems like, yeah. Thanks, though.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

A flood happened- I'm sure you'll get a first had example of one soon enough.

[peektuttut]

Not really looking forward to turning into someone else.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Or having your inmate fall madly in love with you?

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

Grab some lube and assume the position, kid, 'cause this place is gonna fuck you hard.

[peektuttut]

Uh.

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

How old are you?

[toldastory]

Hi Tim, I'm Martha Jones, a warden here. Welcome to the Barge. I'm sure everyone's explained the flood thing.

[peektuttut]

Seems like a name and an explanation comes standard in introductions here. Nice to meet you, Martha.

[una_persson]

Hello and welcome aboard, Tim. I'm Una Persson, also a warden.

I see the "flood" question has been thoroughly answered; anything else on the orientation tour that you need?

[peektuttut]

Oh - yeah, actually. Seems like I got here just too late to be assigned an inmate. Do they happen at set times?

[una_persson]

Twice a month—usally around mid-month and at the end. Provided no other madness is going on at the time, naturally, which as you may have noticed is not guaranteed.