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Hellhounds. Right.

What?

Cissie, Jubilee, Martha, Elizabeth, you guys okay?

Uh, is the infirmary flooded?

[Private to Sylar]

Stay in your room till they're completely gone, okay? One clawed up my arm while I was out there.

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[OH LOOK SHE'S GETTING SHOVED. Okay not really shoved he's too nice for that, but MORE NUDGING.]

My hair isn't floppy.

[She ALMOST went off the bed, but not quite. She made an indignant noise and started poking Tim back.]

It is too! Do you use a special conditioner?

[The former Boy Wonder and the former Arrowette may be reduced to a slapping fight, because Tim is swatting at those pokes. Hey. Hey. Stop that.]

Oh, yeah, eau de sweat.

[They are totally acting their age. Tim started it!]

Oh, is that why it's so shiny? You should try this thing called a shower, I hear it's good for you.

[Totally. Except he totally did not! This is why Cissie needs to be around more.]

Yeah, I've heard that before. Not sure I buy it.

[He so totally did! Watch out, she's still trying to poke him.]

You never know until you try, right?

[He so totally did not! Tim's squirming and poking back now. Hah!]

But then my hair wouldn't be floppy.

[So now they've gone from a slapping fight to a poking battle. It's a good thing they're so mature.]

But it would be clean. Maybe Robert Pattinson should play you.

[They are SO mature. Their parents and fake parents would be so proud.]

Isn't he that Harry Potter guy? [Tim hasn't been to a bookstore in months. :|]

[They really would. Tim's better at this though, and whenever she's poked, Cissie makes a NOISE and smacks him. And redoubles her poking efforts in retaliation. She's nothing if not persistent.]

What? Oh, yes. You don't know about Twilight? You're lucky. [Cissie was living with hundreds of girls. Stalkery!RPattz everywhere she turned! :|]

[Hah! Noises. Tim sees that as a point though...now ther is a lot more poking. If he's not careful, he's going to squirm right off the bed.]

I have no idea what Twilight is. And I'm not British-- [POKE POKE POKE] --so he better do a convincing American accent.

[One of them is definitely going to wind up on the floor before this is done. Cissie might have to switch to retreating instead of retaliating soon.]

GYAH! Sparkly vampires, Tim. That's what Twilight is. Vampires that sparkle.

[She might, except for the part where that makes Tim STOP COMPLETELY so he can just stare.]

Spark - wait, what? Vampires don't sparkle. [What drugs has entertainment been taking while he wasn't looking?]

[Okay, Cissie should have taken advantage of that to get in a few pokes, but he surprised her and she had to laaaaugh some more.]

Oh, but they do. They have the skin of a killer.

[She should have. But now Tim is shocked stupid. And just staring some more.]

Did a stoner write this?

[Yeah, she's going to do that now. Tim, you've been poked.]

No. A Mormon. And the fourth book involves the human girl getting knocked up by the sparkly vampire who then has to rip the baby out of her uterus with his teeth.

[...It's possible she's enjoying this just a little more than she should.]

[He's too stunned to retaliate.]

What.

[Sorry Tim, she's totally taking advantage of that. MORE POKING!]

Really, Tim. I didn't know you were that out of the loop. The creepy sparkling stalker vampire is every preteen's dream boy.

[Squirm wiggle squirm he's only idly batting at her hand. TOO BUSY TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF RABID GIRLS.]

Cissie, you stopped making sense five minutes ago. He...bites the baby out of her. That. What?

[It's not as fun when he's not even trying to stop her, but the look on his face is hysterical, so Cissie stopped poking and just laughed.]

Hey, I didn't write them! The baby's half vampire. It broke her spine, so he gave her an impromptu C-section. With his teeth. Then turned her into a vampire. It's terribly romantic.

[Is that dripping sarcasm? Why yes, it is!]

[....What. Staring. WHAT.]

Your entire gender confuses me.

[....Wait.] Was it a female Mormon that wrote this?

Edited 2010-03-11 02:55 (UTC)

[Oh, Tim. Don't forget you're talking with one of those strange female creatures. You're getting a stern look and she's pointing at you right now.]

Hey! It isn't her gender that makes her insane. ...I don't know what did it, but still!

[For a Boy Genius, he is occasionally very dumb. He holds up his hands.]

Okay. Mormons confuse me. [And women, but still.]

[She eyes him and gets in one last good poke.]

No one understands Mormons, even the Mormons.

[OH COME ON. He squirms, swatting at her hand. And pokes her once more. Hah.]

Fair point.

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