➹ 92 | Video

[peektuttut]

[In the background, you can faintly hear the Clash. Tim's bobbing his head along a little when he flicks the video on, and at first his concentration is on his computer, just out of sight, instead of the camera. Then his eyes flick up, and he smiles one of his tiny, only-the-corners-of-my-mouth-really-move smiles.]

I used to be pretty handy with a camera. [Not a word, Batfam. NOT A WORD.] I've taken some pictures during the less crazy ports. [A beat.] Ones where I didn't wind up as a fairy or something, anyway. I've got a few on here from Paris, Vegas, Jurassic Park...And then I got bored and started taking some around the Barge. Sorry.

[He totally isn't, but he does pick up his device and turn it to give a shot of his computer screen, which is running through a slid show. There's a picture of the Champ de Mars in Paris from a suspiciously high angle, but with an Eiffel Tower conspicuously absent; instead, there's lots of rubble being removed. The next is a picture of the Fontainebleau Resort in Vegas; except the picture is taken from above, which pretty much means Tim was on top of the Stratosphere Tower. Then there are a few pictures of a herd of triceratops, a brontosaurus, and a couple of deinonychuses.

Then come the random pictures of people on the Barge. A man stands on the deck, back to the camera, leaning on the rail. Kirk is mid laugh an looks like a hyena. Merlin's eating a sandwich. Dick is mid flip in the gym. Jon Snow and Ghost in the CES; a girl sitting on a common room sofa in front of the TV, back to the camera; several men and women in the lunch line. There are a few of the greenhouses, an empty deck, various scenic pictures of the CES with different settings, random halls and other places around the Barge. And one of McCoy looking at the camera with a 'TIM WHY ARE YOU TAKING PICTURES IN THE INFIRMARY' look, but Tim's skipping that one quickly. They're all very good photos, and after a moment, Tim opens up Photoshop, and starts fiddling with the images, making some black and white, giving others slight tints or tweaks.]

I was thinking about animating a couple. Or I guess I could get rid of some of them, if anyone's uncomfortable. I tried to avoid faces in most of them, but obviously that didn't always happen. There isn't exactly a lot of diversity here to photograph. [And as the Clash song comes to a close and some Depeche Mode starts, Tim's just going very quickly end the video there. God forbid his Enya collection comes on. 8|]

[Private to Shego]

So...[lol awkward :C] Just going to pretend that didn't happen?


((OOC: If anyone w ants their character to be a subject of a photo, go for it. There are certain people he'd avoid, and he'd only show pictures of mundane activities, mostly from behind. So if anyone wants to recognize the back of their head or something, that's awesome. c:))

Comments

[batmanschmatman]

[Oh my god, you are the biggest creep. Also a loser. You're lucky most of you like you anyway.]

Here's hoping no one comes after your memory card.

How come you got some decent shots of the deinonychuses and all I got were some new scars on my arms?

[peektuttut]

[P. much :v]

It's buried somewhere they'll never find.

Hey, you're not blurry. Do you have any idea how hard that was?

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

[Still sort of processing WHY WOULD YOU ADMIT TO TAKING CANDID PHOTOS OF PEOPLE WITHOUT ASKING.]

Pretend what didn't happen?

Private

[peektuttut]

[Because he is a loser creep, WHAT ABOUT THIS IS UNEXPECTED.]

Right.

[captain_jtkirk]

You are incredibly creepy.

[peektuttut]

You laugh like a jackal.

[ichoosefight]

You know, I don't think that's the kind of thing I would advertise. But maybe that's just me.

[peektuttut]

And I didn't even show the pictures I have of you.

[darknessb4me]

...Why.

[peektuttut]

I get bored.

[strangehistorian]

Oh! How remarkable!

[peektuttut]

It's just a hobby. [But he likes hearing that. :c]

[Private]

[timesbureaucrat]

I formally request that you hand over any images you have of me and delete any copies in your possession.

[It's an automatic reaction. Paranoid Time Lord is paranoid.]

[Private] if this isn't okay, I'll change it!

[peektuttut]

[Tim pauses to look through his collection, then brings up one of Narvin leaving the mess hall. He isn't the focal point of the picture, just part of the background.]

This is all I have.

[Private]

[most_feared]

Just don't publicly post any of me.

[He doesn't bet for a moment that's all Tim has. Because he's a creep too.]

[Private]

[peektuttut]

[Creeper brofist.]

You got it.

[yeahscience]

Uh.

How long you been doing this, exactly?

[peektuttut]

These go back a few months.

[PRIVATE]

[lastmanstanding]

[Uncomfortable trigger moment is go! Because stalking people photos dude. Jigsaw did that ALL THE TIME. D:]

...Nice.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[peektuttut]

[Tim does not know. :c]

Thanks.

[cisskabob]

And I thought I'd escaped from the paparazzi by being here.

[peektuttut]

I'm putting Wendy the Werewolf in the background of yours.

[bodyreads]

[SNERK.]

You always have an eye for things.

[For people. Cass can watch this and - despite the embarrassing pieces - can see who is who and what they're like, and who they are when they think no one's watching.]

[peektuttut]

I thought you might appreciate it. [Of course she'd understand that side of this. It's not like Tim takes photographs because he thinks he's an artist.]

[with_my_teacup]

[Hard to miss the back of a bald skull with the goggles strap across it.]

You're light on your feet.

[He's grudgingly impressed. But now he's going to make sure he always knows where you are in a room. Because nope.]

[peektuttut]

[Just makes it all the more interesting, as far as Tim is concerned.] I try not to stomp around.

[insolubleriddle]

I'll take personal offense if you don't have a pinboard set aside for me.

[peektuttut]

Well you do have a lot of looks.