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[peektuttut]

Hey. I figured it was time to introduce myself - I'm Tim. I'm a new warden here, I guess.

Uh, I've been reading some past entries, and - what the hell happened, here? There are at least twenty different people offering apologies some more hysterically than others. Kind of a bizarre coincidence.

Comments

At least RAAAAACHUUUUUUL doesn't exist in his world? :>?

[peektuttut]

A lot less often than you go by Two-Face.

Private - Aw, but we love RAAAAAAAACHUUUUUUL.

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

How the fuck do you know that name?

Private - Harvey, sometimes--

[peektuttut]

I grew up in Gotham, who doesn't know that name?

Private - strikes totally readable, btw.

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

I just went back to Gotham, after I graduated. Gordon was painting me as a hero. Batman had taken responsibility for what I did. They were covering up everything-my face, the killings, all of that. Besides, I never went by Two-Face there. It was just a nickname. He only existed here-on the Barge. In my head.

Private - Oh Harv, why so crazy. :|

[peektuttut]

You're a warden?

[He'll come back to your historical reimaginings in a moment. :|]

Private - And the award for craziest warden goes to...

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I've been on this barge for over a year and I wasn't one of the worst inmates. Everyone knew I would graduate, we just didn't know when.

Private - Tied for first, Harvey Dent and Two-Face!

[peektuttut]

You've got to be kidding me!

Private

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

Why would I be kidding you? I don't even know who you are.

Private

[peektuttut]

We've met. You tried to brain me with a brick.

Gordon never made you out as a hero. And Two-Face was more than just a nickname. The people you've killed are almost as impossible to cover up as the Joker's murders.

Private

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

I never brained people with bricks. It was just shooting.

I've only killed a few people. Corrupt cops, mostly. The Joker's killed at least five times as many people as I have.

Private

[peektuttut]

Just.

We come from different Gothams.

Private

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

Just.

...that makes sense, really. And I wouldn't put it past the Admiral for something weird like that to happen here.

Here, question. Do you know Rachel Dawes?

Private

[peektuttut]

You killed people, there is no just.

Never heard of her.

Private

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

I know I did. And I'm not saying that I was right. I'm just not the sociopath that you seem to think I am.

She was my girlfriend. We were going to get married before...nevermind.

Private

[peektuttut]

Yeah. Sure.

Maybe she just went to Africa. You mentioned Batman. What about Robin?

Private

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

Who's that?

Private

[peektuttut]

...As in Batman and?

Private

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

Batman worked alone.

Re: Private

[peektuttut]

Weird.

Re: Private

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

Weird how?

Re: Private

[peektuttut]

They've been partners for years.

Re: Private

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

Not where I'm from.

Re: Private

[peektuttut]

Right. Whatever.