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I don't know if I should laugh or cry. Or cry because I'm laughing. [Though he really wishes Damian made it to these movies, suddenly. He would be endlessly entertained.]

I'd go with laugh. Hysterical laughter seems appropriate right about now. [She shook her head, utterly dumbfounded.] You know, I don't think you have to worry too much about these movies. If this is what people think of... Wow.

[She had a very very good point. But he was still staring.]

Just tell me those weren't nipples on the batsuit. [He wore that suit. THERE WERE NO NIPPLES.]

[...Yeah, okay, sorry Tim but that just shoved Cissie over the edge. She's going to fall over onto the bed and be laughing hysterically and maybe crying a little and totally out of breath.] Oh--oh my God. The nipples. And the neon. Holy rusted metal!

[...Give her a minute, she's gonna need it.]

[He tried to glare, honestly he did. Except that was kind of infectious and Tim found himself snickering, and then laughing, head falling into his hands.]

I can't believe this shit!

[Tim's laughing, YAY! Cissie grinned and tried very, very hard to pull herself together. Eventually she managed it, holding her stomach while she breathed through it.]

That--that was hysterical and horrifying all at the same time.

[Tim has not really honestly actually laughed in...a long time. Well done, Cissie!]

Horrifying. Definitely horrifying.

[Clearly this is because Cissie hasn't been around! Problem solved!]

I think you're right. And hey--at least you're not in them. Though I'd love to see who they'd cast for you.

[...Nope, not done with the giggling.]

[He never realized how simple it was!]

I don't even want to know. [And oh God she might actually know the person who played her. TERRIFYING. Tim's nudging her. Watch it or she's getting shoved off.]

[Cissie squeaked when Tim nudged her, though she didn't stop laughing. She just pushed his hand away.]

Zac Efron, maybe? He's got the floppy hair.

[OH LOOK SHE'S GETTING SHOVED. Okay not really shoved he's too nice for that, but MORE NUDGING.]

My hair isn't floppy.

[She ALMOST went off the bed, but not quite. She made an indignant noise and started poking Tim back.]

It is too! Do you use a special conditioner?

[The former Boy Wonder and the former Arrowette may be reduced to a slapping fight, because Tim is swatting at those pokes. Hey. Hey. Stop that.]

Oh, yeah, eau de sweat.

[They are totally acting their age. Tim started it!]

Oh, is that why it's so shiny? You should try this thing called a shower, I hear it's good for you.

[Totally. Except he totally did not! This is why Cissie needs to be around more.]

Yeah, I've heard that before. Not sure I buy it.

[He so totally did! Watch out, she's still trying to poke him.]

You never know until you try, right?

[He so totally did not! Tim's squirming and poking back now. Hah!]

But then my hair wouldn't be floppy.

[So now they've gone from a slapping fight to a poking battle. It's a good thing they're so mature.]

But it would be clean. Maybe Robert Pattinson should play you.

[They are SO mature. Their parents and fake parents would be so proud.]

Isn't he that Harry Potter guy? [Tim hasn't been to a bookstore in months. :|]

[They really would. Tim's better at this though, and whenever she's poked, Cissie makes a NOISE and smacks him. And redoubles her poking efforts in retaliation. She's nothing if not persistent.]

What? Oh, yes. You don't know about Twilight? You're lucky. [Cissie was living with hundreds of girls. Stalkery!RPattz everywhere she turned! :|]

[Hah! Noises. Tim sees that as a point though...now ther is a lot more poking. If he's not careful, he's going to squirm right off the bed.]

I have no idea what Twilight is. And I'm not British-- [POKE POKE POKE] --so he better do a convincing American accent.

[One of them is definitely going to wind up on the floor before this is done. Cissie might have to switch to retreating instead of retaliating soon.]

GYAH! Sparkly vampires, Tim. That's what Twilight is. Vampires that sparkle.

[She might, except for the part where that makes Tim STOP COMPLETELY so he can just stare.]

Spark - wait, what? Vampires don't sparkle. [What drugs has entertainment been taking while he wasn't looking?]

[Okay, Cissie should have taken advantage of that to get in a few pokes, but he surprised her and she had to laaaaugh some more.]

Oh, but they do. They have the skin of a killer.

[She should have. But now Tim is shocked stupid. And just staring some more.]

Did a stoner write this?

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