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[Oh Tim, someday Cissie will get you drunk and ALL WILL BE REVEALED. She shook her head, amused. It's a good thing she doesn't automatically think of cross-dressing, Tim.] Well, brown had to be better than whatever you had on your head when you were Mr. Sarcastic.

[She sat down on his bed and shook her head.] We won't get through all of them tonight. Are you sure you're ready for this? [She held them up and passed them to him as she read the titles.] Batman. Batman Returns. Batman Forever. ...Batman and Robin. [Oh man, the neon.] Batman Begins and The Dark Knight.

It was itchier being Mr. Sarcastic. [That was a dark, dark day in his past. Very dark. And itchy. Fur lines capes oh God. Tim shifted over on the bed to make room, and frowned as they collected in his lap. Batman and Robin actually made him cringe.]

Batman Begins is the one Martha showed. I guess....we should start at the beginning. [He held up the original Batman.] Just promise you won't let me throw the computer across the room, [He said, sliding in the disk.]

[But the fishnetting on the shirt was inspired. Cissie remembers that fondly. And oh, just wait. Rubber nipples and Arnold Schwarzenegger? They're going to need alcohol. Meanwhile, Cissie nodded.]

I promise. If you feel the urge to break things, try to give me a few seconds warning so I can move myself and the computer to safety.

I'll do my best. [And oh God rubber nipples and there is no pub. Why is there no pub? They will have to bed alcohol off the barge's denizens.]

If you make any sudden movements, don't be surprised if I grab the laptop and run. [...They are in so much trouble.]

So long as I get it back. [Tappity tap and the trouble compounds, because Tim's hitting play.

And a couple hours later he will be staring at the screen IN COMPLETE HORROR.]

I can't believe these made it to DVDs.

[And Cissie will share that horror.] ...I feel like I just had an acid trip.

I don't know if I should laugh or cry. Or cry because I'm laughing. [Though he really wishes Damian made it to these movies, suddenly. He would be endlessly entertained.]

I'd go with laugh. Hysterical laughter seems appropriate right about now. [She shook her head, utterly dumbfounded.] You know, I don't think you have to worry too much about these movies. If this is what people think of... Wow.

[She had a very very good point. But he was still staring.]

Just tell me those weren't nipples on the batsuit. [He wore that suit. THERE WERE NO NIPPLES.]

[...Yeah, okay, sorry Tim but that just shoved Cissie over the edge. She's going to fall over onto the bed and be laughing hysterically and maybe crying a little and totally out of breath.] Oh--oh my God. The nipples. And the neon. Holy rusted metal!

[...Give her a minute, she's gonna need it.]

[He tried to glare, honestly he did. Except that was kind of infectious and Tim found himself snickering, and then laughing, head falling into his hands.]

I can't believe this shit!

[Tim's laughing, YAY! Cissie grinned and tried very, very hard to pull herself together. Eventually she managed it, holding her stomach while she breathed through it.]

That--that was hysterical and horrifying all at the same time.

[Tim has not really honestly actually laughed in...a long time. Well done, Cissie!]

Horrifying. Definitely horrifying.

[Clearly this is because Cissie hasn't been around! Problem solved!]

I think you're right. And hey--at least you're not in them. Though I'd love to see who they'd cast for you.

[...Nope, not done with the giggling.]

[He never realized how simple it was!]

I don't even want to know. [And oh God she might actually know the person who played her. TERRIFYING. Tim's nudging her. Watch it or she's getting shoved off.]

[Cissie squeaked when Tim nudged her, though she didn't stop laughing. She just pushed his hand away.]

Zac Efron, maybe? He's got the floppy hair.

[OH LOOK SHE'S GETTING SHOVED. Okay not really shoved he's too nice for that, but MORE NUDGING.]

My hair isn't floppy.

[She ALMOST went off the bed, but not quite. She made an indignant noise and started poking Tim back.]

It is too! Do you use a special conditioner?

[The former Boy Wonder and the former Arrowette may be reduced to a slapping fight, because Tim is swatting at those pokes. Hey. Hey. Stop that.]

Oh, yeah, eau de sweat.

[They are totally acting their age. Tim started it!]

Oh, is that why it's so shiny? You should try this thing called a shower, I hear it's good for you.

[Totally. Except he totally did not! This is why Cissie needs to be around more.]

Yeah, I've heard that before. Not sure I buy it.

[He so totally did! Watch out, she's still trying to poke him.]

You never know until you try, right?

[He so totally did not! Tim's squirming and poking back now. Hah!]

But then my hair wouldn't be floppy.

[So now they've gone from a slapping fight to a poking battle. It's a good thing they're so mature.]

But it would be clean. Maybe Robert Pattinson should play you.

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